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Very short English story,but very interesting



shut up while in deep shit

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your 2 minute management course now get back to work....


Three little pigs

1、There are three little pigs in a farm,Now they're grown up.they leave their family to the other place.

2、At first ,they should build a house for themselves. After they discuss,pig one decicles use the sticks to build it.The pig two think to build the house use leaves is better.But the pig three likes to finish it with bricks.

3、Pig one and pig two think that it's very difficult to build with bricks.

4、So they build a house auording to their hobbies. They finish it soon.

5、One evering ,a wolf comes here and shouts at them:"Little pigs,little pigs,open your doors."

6、The three pigs don't open it .But the wolf finds that the sticks house and the leaves houe aren't strong .The wolf blows the house down and eats the two pigs.

7、When the wolf comes to the front of the pig three's door .It find that house is very strong .It couldn't break into the house.

8、So leave it .The pig three has a good dream in the night.



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